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    swimmiesofdoom:

    vhmckenzie:

    NYC Subway No. 13

    4” x 4” x 1.5” oil on cedar wood block

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    go to vhmckenzie’s tumblr and look at the entire series!  it is awesome!  yay!

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    2 days ago

    we were going to keep away from this fandom nonsense, and we’ll try harder next time, but BALLS.

    swimmiesofdoom:

    crumplesnacks:

    so i’ve seen a lot of criticisms of elementary’s move to combine the characters of irene adler and moriarty, and i want to address some of those criticisms because i think that this twist is absolutely freaking brilliant and i want to shout from the rooftops about it. so, here we go. one day i will actually learn how to write meta that isn’t so long it requires a read more.

    Read More

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    forgive us, but this is a load of balls.

    it is a desperate attempt to try to render something feminist when, in fact, it is balls.

    the elementary fandom have been in this mode since the begining with the casting of lucy liu as watson, as if making watson female is, inherently, enough, when it is not.  (now, if they had made HOLMES female, well.  that would be another thing, wouldn’t it?)

    now, in eliminating irene adler and transforming “her” into moriarty, we are all supposed to go oh WOW, look, a female villain, amazing, there’s never been anything like THAT on television before!  this is fake subservision.  it is fake because in positing the female of your species as villain, you pretend that this is in any way similar to positing her as powerful or individuated.  the fact is, even as a male, moriarty was entirely a dependent upon holmes.

    see, everything revolves around holmes in the non ACD canon.  holmes as the Great White Male Genius who can behave any way he wants, and everyone else must be obsessed with him.  this is why a female watson was not impressive, any more than bbc’s sherlock’s male watson has been anything other than pretty pathetic.  you can fantasize them having sex all you want to, these watsons are entirely dependent upon holmes.  in fact we suspect that’s why it’s easy to fantasize sex between holmes/watson in all new incarnations, because their relationship takes on a particular appearance of sub/dom dynamics.

    moriarty is entirely dependent upon holmes.  interesting, irene adler was NOT.  which is why she has been subsumed into a form of moriarty, who excercises typical female power over a man by seducing him and breaking his heart, but who then proceeds to reveal herself as, just as the male form, obsessed with who?

    sherlock holmes.

    this not an improvement, it is balls.  irene adler is obviously too individual and complicated for the writers of elementary to get their minds around— a female NOT interested in holmes?  OMJ!  what?

    let’s fix this by making her the fixated villain, and let’s let the fandom come up with clever rationales in order to dodge the fact that we couldn’t handle irene adler actually outwitting holmes in whatever modern way she would have done it— too tough for us!  too complicated!  can you imagine, writing a modern female irene adler who isn’t smitten in some way with holmes, and actually portraying her as outwitting him and then MOVING ON WITH HER OWN LIFE BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY HAS ONE OF THOSE???  no, that’s too hard.  and we can’t have a woman, The Woman, actually, you know, outsmart our fairhaired boy and walk away.  and, worse, have him care about it, and her not.  oh HELL no!

    and then what would we do about watson, anyhow?  joan watson’s self esteem is questionable to begin with, which is fine for actual characters resembling real human persons, but contrasted to a woman who just walked away?

    let’s make adler into moriarty!  now we don’t have to think anymore!

    fortunately for us fish, we now have another weeknight free so we can learn all about this “twerking” thing.  we are pretty excited about that.

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    Be careful with twerking, you can throw your back out.  Seriously.

    But I agree with the rest of your takedown of the rationalization of the Adler-Moriarty Mashup.  It’s pathetic that there are so few engaging stories on television and so few female roles with any kind of oomph on television that some people will take ANYTHING, like starving people eating dirt cookies.  “Elementary” is totally a dirt cookie.  Or a bullshit cookie, whatever.


     

    elementary

    clusterfuck

    the Adler-Moriarty Mashup!

    I might use that as a band name

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    plot twist:  several days after the season finale of “elementary” the writers/producers wake up to the realization that a nineteenth century male with little regard for females managed to write a completely individuated, interesting, clever female character with a career of her own and the ability to dodge a dangerous ex-lover’s brilliant detective with very little effort.  this blows the minds of the writers/producers, who collectively spontaneously combust.

    lucy liu and johnny lee miller arrive at work and find dead writers/producers everywhere, and instead of freaking out they take the opportunity to start “elementary” over from scratch.  in the new “elementary”, liu plays holmes, a slightly unstable but brilliant detective and former major case squad cop, now moonlighting for the nypd.  miller is recast as watson, the nerdy crime scene investigator who is temporarily on the outs with the police due to questioning some of the ways dna evidence is handled.  they meet and immediately hit it off, because they treat each other with dignity and respect the way professional, intelligent people do.

    bonus:  gianncarlo esposito as moriarty.

    there i fixed it for you

    you're welcome

    elementary

    clusterfuck

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    5 days ago

    quickwitter:

    My Puppy is Missing

    When I got back to home last night the side gate to my house was open and the puppy is gone. The odd thing is that I specifically checked the gate before I left as sometimes it doesn’t latch all of the way.

    The two other dogs are still here and were in the house when I got home.

    When our dogs have gotten out in the past, they have never gone far, and always returned home after their adventure. They have never gone out solo, usually the pack travels together and my neighbors burn up the phone line letting me know they are out, so this is a little weird. Bella’s only 6 months old and on the small side for a Great Pyrenees. She is sweet tempered and very docile. She’d greet anyone and is dog friendly. I realize that she may be long gone by now and I’m heartbroken.

    Bella wouldn’t fare well against a coyote and certainly not against a pack of coyotes which are also a concern. There’s a den not far from my property and there is daily coyote activity in the canyon.

    I’m worried sick. I have been through the canyon multiple times now. It’s hard to see anything for all the foliage — but even a big puppy could hide anywhere. Bella’s pushing 50 pounds but is still young. I’m hoping against hope that someone will see the sign, banners, flyers I’ve posted around the canyon and give me a call, or that someone saw her so we’ll have some idea of where she headed.

    Keep your fingers crossed for me please

    If you know anyone in the East San Fernando Valley Area — Kagel Canyon, Lopez Canyon, Little Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, San Fernando — please forward this to them. 818.321.0099 text

    (via swimmiesofdoom)

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    What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (2/2)

    wtfbyrne:

    Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww

    —— ——- ——- ——- ——-
    May 12, 2013
    From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity
    To: me

    Hello,

    This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy.

    Unfortunately, some of the items listed in…

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    Reason #567,893,221 that I don’t sell on Etsy anymore!  Holy crap!

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    1 week ago

    Kokeshi Matches by Hiromi Hirasaka

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    I make kokeshi, but nothin’ like these!  Awesome!

    (Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via eyeandclaw)

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    1 week ago

    seemakapoor:

    “This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

    How wonderful :)

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    holy crap!  :)

    (Source: olgie13, via spookyhome)

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    2 weeks ago

    think-progress:

theheritagefoundation:

And here are the details. 

And here is everyone trashing this immigration study.

*************
Oh holy crap.
Here’s how to solve the “immigration problem”— everyone is legal.  Yeah, that’s right.  Maybe citizenship will require a few jumps through a few hoops.  I know some Americans born right the hell here who could stand a few of those hoop jumping exercises too, but hey, whatever.  Anyway, just declare everyone legal, and utilize the “immigration problem” money to guard the borders from real problems, like actual terrorists.  And maybe funnel some of that dough to the ports to examine containers?  Maybe?
Problem solved.  Like, you know, just legalize marijuana, BAM, I just solved 25-50% of the drug war problem.

    think-progress:

    theheritagefoundation:

    And here are the details.

    And here is everyone trashing this immigration study.

    *************

    Oh holy crap.

    Here’s how to solve the “immigration problem”— everyone is legal.  Yeah, that’s right.  Maybe citizenship will require a few jumps through a few hoops.  I know some Americans born right the hell here who could stand a few of those hoop jumping exercises too, but hey, whatever.  Anyway, just declare everyone legal, and utilize the “immigration problem” money to guard the borders from real problems, like actual terrorists.  And maybe funnel some of that dough to the ports to examine containers?  Maybe?

    Problem solved.  Like, you know, just legalize marijuana, BAM, I just solved 25-50% of the drug war problem.

    not snark

    i'm dead serious

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    2 weeks ago

    babylonfalling:

Assata: An Autobiography by Assata Shakur
The Cointelpro Papers by Ward Churchill & Jim Vander Wall
Publicly and sensationally accused by the FBI of being the “revolutionary mother hen” of a BLA cell conducting a “series of cold-blooded murders of New York City police officers,” Shakur was made the subject of a nationwide manhunt in 1972. On May 2, 1973, she, BLA founder Zayd Malik Shakur (her brother-in-law) and Sundiata Acoli (s/n: Clark Squire) were subjected to one of the random harassment stops of blacks on the New Jersey Turnpike for which the Jersey state troopers are so deservedly notorious. Apparently realizing who it was they’d pulled over, the two troopers — Werner Foerster and James Harper — opened fire, wounding Assata Shakur immediately. In the fight which followed, both Zayd Shakur and trooper Foerster were killed, trooper Harper and Sundiata Acoli wounded. Both surviving BLA members were captured.
Assata was, however, charged with none of the killings which had ostensibly earned her such celebrated status as a “terrorist.” Instead, the government contended she had participated in bank robberies, and the state of New York accused her of involvement in the killing of a heroin dealer in Brooklyn and the failed ambush of two cops in Queens on January 23, 1973. She was acquitted of every single charge in a series of trials lasting into 1977. Meanwhile, she was held without bond, in isolation and in especially miserable local jail facilities. Finally, having exhausted all other possibilities of obtaining a conviction, the authorities took her to trial in New Jersey in the death of trooper Foerster. Despite the fact that Sundiata Acoli had long-since been convicted of having fired the fatal bullets — and medical testimony indicating her wounds had incapacitated her prior to the firefight itself — Assata Shakur was convicted of first degree murder by an all-white jury on March 25, 1977. She was sentenced to life imprisonment.
The travesty imbedded in all this was unmistakable, and Shakur’s circumstances remained the topic of much discussion and debate. This became all the more true on the night of November 2, 1979, when a combat unit of the BLA set the prisoner free from the maximum security building of the Clinton Women’s Prison in New Jersey. It is instructive that this organization of what the police and the FBI were busily portraying as “mad dog killers” appear to have gone considerably out of their way to insure that no one, including the guards, was hurt during the prison break. For her part, Assata Shakur — now hyped by the Bureau as “the nation’s number one terrorist fugitive” despite the state’s failure to link her to any concrete “act of terrorism” — was quietly provided sanctuary in Cuba where she remains today.

    babylonfalling:

    Assata: An Autobiography by Assata Shakur

    The Cointelpro Papers by Ward Churchill & Jim Vander Wall

    Publicly and sensationally accused by the FBI of being the “revolutionary mother hen” of a BLA cell conducting a “series of cold-blooded murders of New York City police officers,” Shakur was made the subject of a nationwide manhunt in 1972. On May 2, 1973, she, BLA founder Zayd Malik Shakur (her brother-in-law) and Sundiata Acoli (s/n: Clark Squire) were subjected to one of the random harassment stops of blacks on the New Jersey Turnpike for which the Jersey state troopers are so deservedly notorious. Apparently realizing who it was they’d pulled over, the two troopers — Werner Foerster and James Harper — opened fire, wounding Assata Shakur immediately. In the fight which followed, both Zayd Shakur and trooper Foerster were killed, trooper Harper and Sundiata Acoli wounded. Both surviving BLA members were captured.

    Assata was, however, charged with none of the killings which had ostensibly earned her such celebrated status as a “terrorist.” Instead, the government contended she had participated in bank robberies, and the state of New York accused her of involvement in the killing of a heroin dealer in Brooklyn and the failed ambush of two cops in Queens on January 23, 1973. She was acquitted of every single charge in a series of trials lasting into 1977. Meanwhile, she was held without bond, in isolation and in especially miserable local jail facilities. Finally, having exhausted all other possibilities of obtaining a conviction, the authorities took her to trial in New Jersey in the death of trooper Foerster. Despite the fact that Sundiata Acoli had long-since been convicted of having fired the fatal bullets — and medical testimony indicating her wounds had incapacitated her prior to the firefight itself — Assata Shakur was convicted of first degree murder by an all-white jury on March 25, 1977. She was sentenced to life imprisonment.

    The travesty imbedded in all this was unmistakable, and Shakur’s circumstances remained the topic of much discussion and debate. This became all the more true on the night of November 2, 1979, when a combat unit of the BLA set the prisoner free from the maximum security building of the Clinton Women’s Prison in New Jersey. It is instructive that this organization of what the police and the FBI were busily portraying as “mad dog killers” appear to have gone considerably out of their way to insure that no one, including the guards, was hurt during the prison break. For her part, Assata Shakur — now hyped by the Bureau as “the nation’s number one terrorist fugitive” despite the state’s failure to link her to any concrete “act of terrorism” — was quietly provided sanctuary in Cuba where she remains today.

    here

    lemme lay some real history on ya.

  10. 2 weeks ago

    Currently providing the soundtrack to my writing.  I just told a TumblrPal about this band and they’ve already posted some of the music— deservedly so.

    great music

    writing soundtrack

    shovels & rope

  11. 2 weeks ago

    Apparently non-White Women are Stupid and Cannot be Trusted to Make Decisions for Themselves

    “In 2009, a white Texas-based anti-abortion activist named Mark Crutcher released a film he wrote and directed, Maafa 21: Black Genocide in the 21st Century. Crutcher populated the film with African-American community activists and pastors who have close ties to radical Tea Party Republicans—familiar faces like Stephen Broden and Alveda King, a conservative niece of Martin Luther King, Jr. Over 138 dizzying minutes, Maafa 21 advances a familiar accusation: That Margaret Sanger, founder of the American Birth Control League and Planned Parenthood, was a eugenicist in cahoots with wealthy, Northeastern white supremacists who wanted to eliminate “the unfit,” including poor Blacks. The film presents Sanger’s work to legalize birth control as part of the plot.

    The film builds its case with quick flashes of historical documents, mainstream news articles and what it presents as clippings from the Black Panther Party’s iconic newspaper. It is at its most compelling when it presents an interview with Elaine Riddick, a Black rape survivor who in 1968 was surreptitiously sterilized on orders from the North Carolina Eugenics Board, immediately after giving birth to the son conceived during the sexual assault. Riddick, who has unsuccessfully sued North Carolina for restitution, describes how she was cast as “feeble minded” and therefore unfit to reproduce. Maafa 21 is the closest the predominantly white, Christian right has come to successfully exploiting Black Nationalist themes and aesthetics.

    At a Juneteenth congressional screening, Rep. Trent Franks, a white Tea Party Republican from Arizona who routinely compares voluntary abortion to chattel slavery, called the film a vital weapon against “racist abortion policy.” “I hope people will see this movie. … Especially [in] the African-American community [which] can give voice to the truth that it demonstrates so clearly.”

    Care Net hopes so as well. A full-color pamphlet, which Edwards says her center will distribute at 46th and Paseo, tells readers that “the black community has been targeted by Planned Parenthood and others,” resulting in “over 15 million black lives eliminated,” a claim taken directly from Maafa 21.

    “The first time I remember hearing that 43 percent of African-American pregnancies end in abortion might have been through Dean Nelson at Care Net,” Edwards says. Nelson, a black Washington, D.C.-area minister, is vice president of Care Net’s “underserved outreach.” “He also said that in New York, they’re as high as 60 percent. And not only that, but that African Americans only make up 13 percent of the population, so there’s a higher abortion rate and a lower population.”

    “That’s very disproportionate,” Hanley chimes in.

    Race-based abortion reporting is notoriously uneven. States can choose whether and to what extent they’re going to collect and share this information with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The CDC’s most recent surveillance report (from 2009) didn’t include 23 states. It excludes most of the Northeast, as well as heavily white Midwestern states that would likely boost the abortion rate among whites. Also missing are California, Florida, and North Carolina, which are among the most densely populated states in the nation. It’s hard to draw real conclusions about race from this data.

    Still, based on what we do know about the racial differences in abortion, the disparities are alarming. In 2009, Black women ages 15 to 44 had 477 abortions per 1,000 live births, according to the CDC. The ratio for Latinas was 195 per 1,000. For white women it was 140 to 1,000. Data from the Guttmacher Institute, a research organization that race-concerned pro-lifers routinely dismiss because of its historical ties to Planned Parenthood, show that Black women are more than five times as likely to undergo the procedure than white women.

    Guttmacher attributes the disparity to similarly dramatic inequities in birth control access. And according to a a 2006 survey by the institute, the most prominent reason that women have abortions is because they can’t afford a baby at the moment and they think an infant would hinder them from going to school, working, or caring for the kids they already have.

    But anti-abortion leaders have severed the data on abortion rates from all of this context, and exploited a lack of more recent, comprehensive research to advance their talking points. Maafa 21 spells out the claim in a text slide it flashes:

    Since 1973, legal abortion has killed more African-Americans than AIDS, cancer, diabetes, heart disease and violent crime combined. Every week more blacks die in American abortion clinics than were killed in the entire Vietnam war. And the largest chain of abortion clinics in the United States is operated by Planned Parenthood.

    Care Net and its allies have used this kind of material to drive a massive marketing campaign in Black communities over the past three years. The campaign’s most prominent platform has been a series of billboards that label Black children as endangered species and declare Black women’s wombs “the most dangerous place” for their children. The first round appeared in Atlanta, to dovetail with Black History Month in 2010. It sparked just as much controversy as you’d expect.”

    One thing I’ve observed about more “mainstream” feminism over the years is that because white feminists generally suffer from two symptoms, that of white privilege, where they don’t notice women of other races/ethnic groups, and that of white guilt, where they don’t want to hurt anyone’s little feelings or say the wrong things or trample into areas they don’t feel qualified to trample into, they’ve completely lost the ability to engage with women who are not, you know, white.

    Whereas the conservative movement, who frankly hates women, and really hates women who are not white, don’t have any sense of white guilt, and trample around cherrypicking information, claiming the mantle of saving women from themselves, and generally hijacking carefully culled historical information/misinformation, because they don’t have any shame or awareness or basic human decency.  (Note:  they got the white privilege in spades, but they don’t notice it either, unless it suddenly comes under attack by someone having the temerity to mention it, and then oh, wow, the wailing and gnashing of teeth, oh, those poor persecuted white folk who never did no harm to anyone evah.)

    Some of this same toxicity has spilled over onto Tumblr too, with people madly embracing the only partially true storyline about Margaret Sanger, apparently in an effort to defuse some of the difficult questions raised by, I guess, people being human beings and therefore never absolutely perfect.  Whenever I read the toxic shit about Margaret Sanger I contrast it to the vast numbers of posts on Tumblr extolling the aMAZing folks of, say, the Romanov Dynasty, or Theodore Roosevelt, or Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.  And I doubt it’s a coinicidence that males are given the Full Human Being With Flaws pass, but women are not.

    But I digress.  Read it and weep.

    abortion

    race

    racism

    feminism

    double standards as far as the eye can see...

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    2 weeks ago

    motherjones:

newsweek:

transportationnation:

wnyc:

Oh my god ohmygod what do we do whatdowedowhatdowedo SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!

Panic in New York!

Our thoughts are with our colleagues at WNYC this morning.

We are all WNYC.

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WNYCSTRONG!!!

    motherjones:

    newsweek:

    transportationnation:

    wnyc:

    Oh my god ohmygod what do we do whatdowedowhatdowedo SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!

    Panic in New York!

    Our thoughts are with our colleagues at WNYC this morning.

    We are all WNYC.

    ************

    WNYCSTRONG!!!

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    2 weeks ago

    swimmiesofdoom:

    poisonedportents:

    lizakateisgreat:

    caffeinezombie:

    noir-prince:

    gothamsnexttoprobin:

    timgspears:

    Window Socket - Kyuho Song & Boa Oh


    So this is an absolutley brilliant idea! Just attach the plug on to a window and it will harness solar energy. A small converter will convert it into electricity which can be freely used as a plug when you are in the car, on a plane or outside.

    Love this design and I really think it has a great potential.

    useful: zombie apocalypse 

    I NEED IT

    I want this

    A+ would use

    i want this i need this i need like fifty seven of these

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    if you wait for a zombie apocalypse for this, it’s already too late!

    this is awesome!  we need!  we want!

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    I totally need this.  It would work about half of the year, but hey, that’s six months of sustainability vs, you know, no months.

  15. 2 weeks ago

    Yep, been off the Tumblr.

    I don’t know if you know of this thing called “sciatica”, but I believe it is the Greek word for OH HOLY SHIT MY LEG!  In my case it has effected my entire right leg, from my arse down to the little toe.  Incidentally, for anyone out there who actually believes in what is euphemistically known as “Intelligent Design”, ie Creationism, lemme tell ya something.  There are a few exceedingly obvious, very specific things that utterly disprove your belieftheory, among them endometriosis, the menstrual cycle, the timing of the human sex drive, the scrotum (seriously dumb design), and, above all, the sciatic nerve.

    So basically I couldn’t write for a few weeks.  And I still haven’t been able to start the yearly spring cleaning of my studio which should help prevent the yearly outbreak of house centipedes.  In summary:  yay.

    But I am recovering.  Part of the reason this event might have occurred is because about two years ago, not coincidentally around the same time my dad died, I pretty much gave up dancing, which was a bad decision on my part, but hey, not all of us can make brilliant decisions when we’re grieving.  Dance (Polynesian and Belly Dance) has been a salvation for me, both in terms of health and overall strength, and in terms of mental balance.  However I just wasn’t up for it for a bit, and then it became a long bad habit.

    Shortly after sinking into one bad habit, I sank into another, and gradually let go of my yoga practice, which I had stuck to faithfully for years.  And so it is very possible this sciatic thing was my body’s way of smacking me upside the head and saying oh for heaven’s sake, get back to the things that made you actually feel good and look good, why don’t ya?  What the hell is wrong with you?

    Or, as a number of other people have pointed out, perhaps the sciatica just happened, because sometimes it just does.

    I don’t know and I don’t care.  I’m going to recover fully from this, and go back to dancing and yoga.  There, I said it on tumblr.  Now I’m committed.

    PS:  Still writing, and I’m fine with that.  The book is actually becoming far better and more complex than I had planned, which is the sign of good writing.  More on that later.

    personal

    local news

    sciatica